Pod People:
“They like fun. Jane has a big Tiger. Peter has a ball. Look, Jane, look! Here is Peter. Here is Jane. They’re like iGeeks! Look, Jane, look!” Yes, Apple has opened a new shop in Birmingham. Is that Robert Sharl I see, getting crushed in the stampede for the mauve & mint iPod? Of course, if Apple were really cool they would have booked Ken Dodd to play the queue for three hours.