Have you noticed how some people are now frowning on chocolate eaters, as if they were the same as smokers or people who use mobile phones in crowded places? I blame the new government-induced “obesity panic”. As my own contribution to “healthy living”, I’ve concieved an idea for an artist’s video-documentary. Taking advantage of the swathes of “urban countryside” that Stoke-on-Trent has, the video would document a winding journey from one side of the city to the other; using only green spaces, parks, scrubland, greenways, streams, and gardens. As far as I can see, it’d be perfectly possible on a west-to-east axis.