Panic on the streets of Birmingham:
Oh, my gawd; ‘Moz rises from the dead, shock!’. Thought to have been biting his pillow in some darkened Los Angeles beach-hut for the last several years, Morrissey has suddenly returned to the land of the living. He’s been awarded the Number One slot (rightly) in the grand all-time NME poll/survey of the last 50 years of rock, and is set to tour England in July, possibly starting with Birmingham.