Most amusing; “My life as a bearded dwarf”

“My inner self, it turns out, is a beefy ginger dwarf, one with a huge beard. He is who I [a female] want to be. … We sit down at the table and spend the next 20 minutes discussing what we’d like to see in WoW to cater for the female palate. We’d like the option of working as prostitutes, we decide: it would be a quick way of earning money. We’d like to be able to conceive and raise children, seeing whether they look like the father, teaching them our spells. We’d like a bigger range of wardrobe and hairstyles, and the ability to gain points simply by being amusing, or wise. Or pulling off a good outfit.”