Ah, London. The great coffee, the wi-fi so strong your coffee spoons vibrate with it. Or perhaps not…

“Why bother going to all that trouble to shield a coffee shop from Wi-Fi when pretty much the whole of London E1 and E2 postal codes have been successfully achieving exactly the same thing for the last few years through sheer apathy?”

The whole tired and noisy coffee shop concept is so ripe for re-invention, with the aid of technology, these days. And cats.