Gooseberry fool:
I love gooseberries. So I’ve been casually keeping an eye out for bushes to buy for my new house. The local DIY centre’s garden plants area never has them, and proper garden centres are rare around here (because most terraced houses have stone yards). But today, at last, I found a single healthy bush. It was sitting in the local supermarket’s fruit & veg section, of all places. I carted it back, and it’s now at home in my patch of soil.